========================uddalakbanerjee(ubj)
All characters of the story are purely fictional . Any coincidence is purely coincidental.
Genre- comedy/humour.
Category-flash friction
With time and ages thinking process of both the sexes have evolved .There was a time when they used to think of the entire process of interaction as something that the God ,the almighty had forbidden and in the olden days the “shadus” used to abjure the “kanyas “ and the “stris” from being part of the ashramas just to keep the climate sanctified and the ambience free of “kama” or “basna”.Well however the rigid restraints and severe curves ultimately the basic instinct of human races propagated itself ..sorry sorry..or rather the sentence should be reframed as follows-“the atmosphere was so rigidly sanctified and pure that the God’s could not help blessing all his followers with dozens of kids who were birth gifted again to attain a devine right to earn and inherit this particular blessing.”
However as life propagated human race defined and redefined the levels of sanctity ,purity and chastity by diluting it to socially accepted standards at its present age as the society itself underwent drastic changes which was accelerated in the era of A.D.While on one hand the kings propagated their subjects to abstain from any” kama” related work and grossly rewarded those writers with distinction and fame who wrote in favour of sanctity and purity of women inparticular,he himself practiced a system of monopoly in terms of marriages.The kings used to at a time marry more than 15 and attimes even 40 to 60 women and have kids attimes hundreds and thousands in number whose number can only be competited by guys like Osama bin Laden in modern day.So that explains that perhaps nothing has ever changed in this BOY GIRL front .In poleolithic age where men used to be hunters there used to be a common custom in the pride that who ever was the king or ruler of the pride he would get any woman and any number of them as he wishes.This perhaps can be competed only by film stars of modern day.
Anyways getting down with the story ,there was a boy named XAVIER PINTO ,he used to study at Git ,new delhi.There was a girl whose name was YASHODHORA and she used to study at the same institute.Now PINTO had five friends ANGAD,FARHAN,ARVIND,DINESH AND AJIT ALL WERE extremely vibrant and funloving.Pinto was of the rock kind and was very basic.He and the group used to go to CANAUGHT PLACE just to see girls and rate them.That day too they were doing just that.
DINESH,”YAAR BORE LAG RAHI HAI “.
ARVIND.”OM YAADA YAADA DARMASHYA GYANIR BHABATI BHARATA..”.
ALL of the other five looked startled and immediately at arvind with irritation written large on their faces.
Dinesh “ kya bakar hai ye ..?”
ARVIND,”KANYAYE AAM JANTA KO NAHI DEKTI BO SIRF AUR SIRF ATANTH VIDYAN AUR BUDHIMAAN MAHAKASH YATRI O KO HI DEKTI HAI .ATTYEB GYAN DHARA KO AKASH GANGA ME STHAN DIJIYE AUR PARAM SUKH KA PRAPT KIJIYA”.
Angad,”ha ha ha ha .”
Farhan ,”hum to bas dekte hi rahe gaye ..ENGLISH HO YA HINDI DEKTE HAI PICTURE TO INHI KE LIYE ..BUT BAS DEKTE HI RAHE GAYE BAS HUA KUCH NAHI..”
Ajit cut in saying,”saala ..ufffffff 19/20.udher dekh”.
PINTO ,”TRY mare?”
Angad ,”agar thappar lagayi na to hum to ek ek haath saaf kar denge.. bas phir 9 do 11”
Pinto ,”ok !yeha har roz ki tarah baithe rahne se to acha hai kuch try mara jaye..dekh ab”.(pinto rises and walks over to the girl)
Pinto said,”deviji yeha Connaught place kaunse jagah me hai..”
Yashodhara replied,”the entire area is Connaught place.And by the way I am not any devi..My friends name is devika though”.
In his bid to prolong the conversation ,Pinto said,”Acha yeha pe coffee ki shop kahi hai aspas?”.
Yashodhara,”yes there (points at a direction towards the north east) “
Pinto,”ji ..bo ..do u want to come !! mmmmm can we have a cup of coffee?”
Although a large number of people were passing the street and almost were busy .At the name of coffee quite a few heads were turned towards them and they all wanted a happening finish to the proposition and recount the story in their homes and offices whichever they reach first.
Yashodhara,”ummm no actually I have some other work ..main actually ..i think ..i don’t even know you so..”
Pinto,”I am in git and I have seen you in the college once .You are in geology department I think.well I am in chemistry .so can we now?
Yashodhara ,”o but I have some work ..i will not wait for long.”
Pinto ,”ok”
ANGAD,FARHAN,ARVIND,DINESH AND AJIT were left agape by the result.Like defeated soldiers they now faced each other and tried to savage some pride by some pinto bashing.
Ajit,”are bo fatoo hai ..kuch nahi kar payega ..bo bas aise hi hai ..ladki chalak hai bo bas free ka coffee piyegi ..aur ok bye bolke chaldegi aur kuch nayi ..bas..(looking at the fallen train of listeners) main bol raha ..shilpi ke case me bhi aisa hi hua tha ..bas ..”
Angad,”ye to chamatkar ho gaya ..atyanth nripunta se college ke sabse sundar balika ko pinto ne pata liya..aur ajit naamak dev ke man me agni devta ki agaman shampunn hua hai ..”
Farhan was laughing on and on ,”he he he he “.
Ajit looked at angad and said,”Is chatur ko bahar nikalo bas ab..varna in sare balao ke samne hi iski balatkar main kar dunga..offff”.
Farhan stopped laughing for a while and then started again with increased vigour.
Dinesh was dejected,”ye saare ladki na bataraha hu bo bold ladke hi chahte hai bas..sare ek jaise hai bas.Smart deekta hai bas..unko ..”
Farhan looked at Dinesh and seeing his dejected torn down face started to laugh even more.
Ajit “Farhan hasna band kar please..ekdam pagal lag raha hai tu bas…anyways(looking at Dinesh) obvious hai ye to ..fattu o ko koi pasand nahi karta obvious hai ye to ..especially agar is chatur jaisa tota papad ho to aur nahi…”
Angad,”ab hame prasthan karna chahiye ..mujhe mutralaye hoke niwas yatra karni hai “
Arvind ,”Shahrukh khan ka kal ho na ho dekha tha ? 4 din me ladki in wala funda ..Ab to love guru hi chahiye hume ab …aise to kuch hone se raha ..”
Angad,”atyanth satik ubach”.
Ajit,”chal sale chatur chal..(hiting at the back of Angad’s head)”
Exeunt Team
Girls hostel ,gangamarg
Night 10:30
Yashodhara,”aaj pinto se mili .Bo chemistry department wala.First year”
Rupsha,”kaun bo bacha bacha sa jo dekhta hai ..bahot cute hai..kaha mili?”
Yashodhara,”bahi cannaught place me .“
Rupsha,”phir?”
Yashodhara,”coffee ka dukan puch raha tha ha ha haha ha ha “.
Rupsha ,”he he he.to coffee pine nahi bola?”
Yashodhara,”bola na. phir main ne bola ki jaldi hai but ok ..”
Rupsha ,”he he “.
Yashodhara,”phir kya hua pata hai..bo bolta hai ki ..tum log to baat hi nahi karte ho ..”
Rupsha”bola nahi ki baat to ladke shuru karte hai ..hum thorai karte hai..hehe he"
Yashodhara,”phir mujhe puchta hai ki tumhare bas balance hoga?”
Rupsha,”he he he”
Yashodhara,”main ne pucha kiu?”.
Yashodhara,”bo bola ha ha ha, bo bola ki mera purse nahi mil raha hai ..shayad hostel me chor aya ..”
RUPSHA,”ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhahahahahahahahha’
Yashodhara,”ha ha ha hahah”.
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#the moral of the story states that nothing much have changed from ancient times to present day.THe boys still want the samething as they did a century ago and beyond.Braveness continues to remain the parameter before as it is now.With the turn of the century and millenium we find only the crude basic instinct and desires coming blantantly into life from all angles.In the story pinto was just an instance who represented the entire race of evolved boys who were intelligent and bold enough to turn tables and get out with the girl and without paying for the coffee that they had while the others were left high and dry .Something on the lines of the wining the queen and the half kingdom by pure intelligence !!.
All characters of the story are purely fictional . Any coincidence is purely coincidental.
Genre- comedy/humour.
Category-flash friction
With time and ages thinking process of both the sexes have evolved .There was a time when they used to think of the entire process of interaction as something that the God ,the almighty had forbidden and in the olden days the “shadus” used to abjure the “kanyas “ and the “stris” from being part of the ashramas just to keep the climate sanctified and the ambience free of “kama” or “basna”.Well however the rigid restraints and severe curves ultimately the basic instinct of human races propagated itself ..sorry sorry..or rather the sentence should be reframed as follows-“the atmosphere was so rigidly sanctified and pure that the God’s could not help blessing all his followers with dozens of kids who were birth gifted again to attain a devine right to earn and inherit this particular blessing.”
However as life propagated human race defined and redefined the levels of sanctity ,purity and chastity by diluting it to socially accepted standards at its present age as the society itself underwent drastic changes which was accelerated in the era of A.D.While on one hand the kings propagated their subjects to abstain from any” kama” related work and grossly rewarded those writers with distinction and fame who wrote in favour of sanctity and purity of women inparticular,he himself practiced a system of monopoly in terms of marriages.The kings used to at a time marry more than 15 and attimes even 40 to 60 women and have kids attimes hundreds and thousands in number whose number can only be competited by guys like Osama bin Laden in modern day.So that explains that perhaps nothing has ever changed in this BOY GIRL front .In poleolithic age where men used to be hunters there used to be a common custom in the pride that who ever was the king or ruler of the pride he would get any woman and any number of them as he wishes.This perhaps can be competed only by film stars of modern day.
Anyways getting down with the story ,there was a boy named XAVIER PINTO ,he used to study at Git ,new delhi.There was a girl whose name was YASHODHORA and she used to study at the same institute.Now PINTO had five friends ANGAD,FARHAN,ARVIND,DINESH AND AJIT ALL WERE extremely vibrant and funloving.Pinto was of the rock kind and was very basic.He and the group used to go to CANAUGHT PLACE just to see girls and rate them.That day too they were doing just that.
DINESH,”YAAR BORE LAG RAHI HAI “.
ARVIND.”OM YAADA YAADA DARMASHYA GYANIR BHABATI BHARATA..”.
ALL of the other five looked startled and immediately at arvind with irritation written large on their faces.
Dinesh “ kya bakar hai ye ..?”
ARVIND,”KANYAYE AAM JANTA KO NAHI DEKTI BO SIRF AUR SIRF ATANTH VIDYAN AUR BUDHIMAAN MAHAKASH YATRI O KO HI DEKTI HAI .ATTYEB GYAN DHARA KO AKASH GANGA ME STHAN DIJIYE AUR PARAM SUKH KA PRAPT KIJIYA”.
Angad,”ha ha ha ha .”
Farhan ,”hum to bas dekte hi rahe gaye ..ENGLISH HO YA HINDI DEKTE HAI PICTURE TO INHI KE LIYE ..BUT BAS DEKTE HI RAHE GAYE BAS HUA KUCH NAHI..”
Ajit cut in saying,”saala ..ufffffff 19/20.udher dekh”.
PINTO ,”TRY mare?”
Angad ,”agar thappar lagayi na to hum to ek ek haath saaf kar denge.. bas phir 9 do 11”
Pinto ,”ok !yeha har roz ki tarah baithe rahne se to acha hai kuch try mara jaye..dekh ab”.(pinto rises and walks over to the girl)
Pinto said,”deviji yeha Connaught place kaunse jagah me hai..”
Yashodhara replied,”the entire area is Connaught place.And by the way I am not any devi..My friends name is devika though”.
In his bid to prolong the conversation ,Pinto said,”Acha yeha pe coffee ki shop kahi hai aspas?”.
Yashodhara,”yes there (points at a direction towards the north east) “
Pinto,”ji ..bo ..do u want to come !! mmmmm can we have a cup of coffee?”
Although a large number of people were passing the street and almost were busy .At the name of coffee quite a few heads were turned towards them and they all wanted a happening finish to the proposition and recount the story in their homes and offices whichever they reach first.
Yashodhara,”ummm no actually I have some other work ..main actually ..i think ..i don’t even know you so..”
Pinto,”I am in git and I have seen you in the college once .You are in geology department I think.well I am in chemistry .so can we now?
Yashodhara ,”o but I have some work ..i will not wait for long.”
Pinto ,”ok”
ANGAD,FARHAN,ARVIND,DINESH AND AJIT were left agape by the result.Like defeated soldiers they now faced each other and tried to savage some pride by some pinto bashing.
Ajit,”are bo fatoo hai ..kuch nahi kar payega ..bo bas aise hi hai ..ladki chalak hai bo bas free ka coffee piyegi ..aur ok bye bolke chaldegi aur kuch nayi ..bas..(looking at the fallen train of listeners) main bol raha ..shilpi ke case me bhi aisa hi hua tha ..bas ..”
Angad,”ye to chamatkar ho gaya ..atyanth nripunta se college ke sabse sundar balika ko pinto ne pata liya..aur ajit naamak dev ke man me agni devta ki agaman shampunn hua hai ..”
Farhan was laughing on and on ,”he he he he “.
Ajit looked at angad and said,”Is chatur ko bahar nikalo bas ab..varna in sare balao ke samne hi iski balatkar main kar dunga..offff”.
Farhan stopped laughing for a while and then started again with increased vigour.
Dinesh was dejected,”ye saare ladki na bataraha hu bo bold ladke hi chahte hai bas..sare ek jaise hai bas.Smart deekta hai bas..unko ..”
Farhan looked at Dinesh and seeing his dejected torn down face started to laugh even more.
Ajit “Farhan hasna band kar please..ekdam pagal lag raha hai tu bas…anyways(looking at Dinesh) obvious hai ye to ..fattu o ko koi pasand nahi karta obvious hai ye to ..especially agar is chatur jaisa tota papad ho to aur nahi…”
Angad,”ab hame prasthan karna chahiye ..mujhe mutralaye hoke niwas yatra karni hai “
Arvind ,”Shahrukh khan ka kal ho na ho dekha tha ? 4 din me ladki in wala funda ..Ab to love guru hi chahiye hume ab …aise to kuch hone se raha ..”
Angad,”atyanth satik ubach”.
Ajit,”chal sale chatur chal..(hiting at the back of Angad’s head)”
Exeunt Team
Girls hostel ,gangamarg
Night 10:30
Yashodhara,”aaj pinto se mili .Bo chemistry department wala.First year”
Rupsha,”kaun bo bacha bacha sa jo dekhta hai ..bahot cute hai..kaha mili?”
Yashodhara,”bahi cannaught place me .“
Rupsha,”phir?”
Yashodhara,”coffee ka dukan puch raha tha ha ha haha ha ha “.
Rupsha ,”he he he.to coffee pine nahi bola?”
Yashodhara,”bola na. phir main ne bola ki jaldi hai but ok ..”
Rupsha ,”he he “.
Yashodhara,”phir kya hua pata hai..bo bolta hai ki ..tum log to baat hi nahi karte ho ..”
Rupsha”bola nahi ki baat to ladke shuru karte hai ..hum thorai karte hai..hehe he"
Yashodhara,”phir mujhe puchta hai ki tumhare bas balance hoga?”
Rupsha,”he he he”
Yashodhara,”main ne pucha kiu?”.
Yashodhara,”bo bola ha ha ha, bo bola ki mera purse nahi mil raha hai ..shayad hostel me chor aya ..”
RUPSHA,”ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhahahahahahahahha’
Yashodhara,”ha ha ha hahah”.
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#the moral of the story states that nothing much have changed from ancient times to present day.THe boys still want the samething as they did a century ago and beyond.Braveness continues to remain the parameter before as it is now.With the turn of the century and millenium we find only the crude basic instinct and desires coming blantantly into life from all angles.In the story pinto was just an instance who represented the entire race of evolved boys who were intelligent and bold enough to turn tables and get out with the girl and without paying for the coffee that they had while the others were left high and dry .Something on the lines of the wining the queen and the half kingdom by pure intelligence !!.
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