Soon after 6th sem begun My NCC training.I did not have the shoe.Now sardar was really really unhappy over it from the very first day.Hitaish vikash and me joined the training together.Now after the harsh parade which unfortunately i never mastered ,there was a classroom class in the college regarding various equipments used and their specifications.In the class we used to get samosa and banana for free.It was a nice experience to be part of the NCC FAMILY but that nice experience did not last long.There used to be a NCC song which began--
"hum sab bhartiya hai ...(in tune)
hum sab bhartiya hai ..
"
Well i somehow used to sing the whole thing but i was very very poor in the parade.
Bade Sardar,"Nicotinamine age chalega ...parade age bar..."
NOw i was really really poor in this and i never could rhyme with any of the individuals in the parade.I had to be thrown out of the parade party almost everyday.I used to be trained separately by Prince ( a senior student who never passed ) and the chote sardar.
bade sarder "parade daine murr.."
And i did turn right but the 3 fold policy of turning right was rather bewildering.I never could grasp it to the fullest.
Everyday the same thing used to happen.First the bade sardar would say,"parade line me lag!!" And we would always fall in line.And then he would say ab "parade age barr left right left ,left right left ,left right left ,left right left"
The problem with me was that i did not quite now how to move .I was born innovative and i had my own pace which was completely different than all else.My physical constitution too was different and i had a flat foot.It was indeed hard to get on with the whole thing.I practiced hard at hostel and there used to be a lot of people assembling around me giving me tips .The first of them was apna Deputy sukhbir singh.He used to assemble with vivek(it),anuj(mining),pawan(meta),lavi sahu(elex) and train me and walk side by side through the hostel .It was a greatly funny atmosphere and starting from sumit guha to great vikram singh parihar all used to assemble to watch us do our warm up.
anuj"dekh dhire se dhire se karna har chiz ..ek dam harbari mat karna ..pahle jayega feet ki pichla hissa phir ayega front part .ek awaz hogi .yaad rahe..chal ek saath karte hai...left right left left right left..are do no ka eksaath nahi horaha hai ..ek bar phirse...pahle left phir right phir left phir right phir left ..you are UBJ come on..you are the king."
UBj"flat foot hai swingy action ..janam ke baad se aaysehi chalta hu ..ab army style apna na namumkin but i will still try."
Anuj" ab ho raha hai thora thora ..payer ko jhuka aur thora but ghutna murna nahi chahiye aur juta pahna kar chappal se ye nahi hoga."
UBj,"phir se kare kare left right left?"
Pawan and sukhbir ,"are anuj chor ..UBJ MERA SAATH KAR AB left right left"
pawan "main pahle..."
Ubj,"koi bhi pahle ajaye"
pawan,"chal pahle daine murr wala practice karenge"
UBj,"ok daine murr wala command de .."
anuj"nicotinamine daine murega ...parade daine murr"
Sukhbir was standing just next to me and my upper foot went and hit his back.
Sukhbir ,"kya kar raha hai pagal ho gaya kya...offho hadh hogayi ubj..dekh payer ko utna thorai koi utha ta hai!!!"
and this training sessions continued with great enthusiasm throughout .But then the propotionate results never came .
In the NCC there were two girls who were our juniors.One of them was named as pooja.Pooja was quite goodlooking and almost all of us were busy impressing her.But the problem here was that i was drastically bad at parade and was just spending days in tension that the bade sardar me throw me out any day.
Vivek,"pooja ko dekh ta rahta hai tu to hamesha.."
UBj,"acha tu nahi dekta hai ...kya ....?"
Vivek "bo cornel ki beti hai ..teri parade ..dekke bo bhaga denge..ekdam..he he he "
ubj,"ha teri parade to a1 hai na ...seedha ladki ki baap ake bolenge ...bete tum hi ho jisse meri beti ki udhar ho sakti hai..tumhi ho ..meri beti sirf tumhari hai ..le jao use"
vivek,"par dekti bo to tujhe hai.."
UBJ,"dekti nahi hasti hai hardam ..dekke ..dono me antar hai .."
vivek ,"to tu parade hi aisi karta hai..ekdam ajib chalta hai na tu to .."
UBJ,"akash gana gata hai ..bo choti wali uspe mera khayal se impress hai."
vivek,"akash chor ..UBJ rocking hai ..gana gane se kuch nahi hota ..tu bhi to kavita lekta hai"
UBj,"uska boy friend hoga pakka"
vivek,"to kya hua ..UBJ KE POOJA BANI HAI ..pooja"
UBj,"kuch bhi ..matlab kha jao bas"
pankaj(it) entered the room.to UBJ ,"Abe mauli to teri fan hai main suna hai .."
ubj,"ha mauli kiu dyti ,gunjan ,akansha sab se hi mil chuka ho ..dost bhi hai ..to phir sare fan hogaye ...aur kya ..MAULI ko single out karne ki kya matlab hai?"
Pankaj,"bo IT KI mukherjee ...tu cs ka banerjee .,.paas pas parta hai.."
UBj,"kuch bhi......logic ki L ULTa ho gaya..hadh ha"
Pankaj,"dono bangali ...aur kya chahiye"
UBJ,"to ? aise bolega to sakro combination banega..CG VS CG KA CROSS NIKALA TO .."
IN THE MEAN TIME TANAY GOEL came in .
Tanay,"sir aapke kisse to har jagah cha gaye...PT me apka speech suna raha tha ashutosh aaj "
UBj,"thik hai ab bahot hogaya main chalta hu .."
Tanay,"teri NCC ke kissa suna main ..ek bar left right left to karke dekha?"
UBj,"bad me dekhte hai ..vaise bhi sardar nikal ne hi wala hai ..sure shot"
Tanay ,"ha ha "
Exeunt UBJ
Well this moved pretty smoothly but i knew that the day of my impeachment is coming soon.While the chote sardar always took myside and kept on telling the bade sardar that he would learn with time but the bade sardar was adament .Finally my day of impeachment came and i was told not to come to NCC for the current session but if i wish i could join the NCC next year for the 6 month training since i needed more training .Well i took that in with a pinch of salt.Anyways others including vikash and hitaish finally made it.Vikash too was struggling initially with me and was facing the elimination but then perhaps his rounded face and cute expressions did the bade sardar in.The other factor which i thought which might have dented my chances ,was my growing popularity in NCC.Starting from lavi to vivek ,all of them went to the sardar to stop my impeachment and pleaded to give me a chance.This sardar felt as lessening and loosening of his grip and hence decided on my impeachment.
Before finally moving out of NCC for the last time i had a chance to tough a real gun and also learn to both load and desmantle it .I prized that memory very much as it was kind of dream come true .When i was a child i used to try to simulate silverstar stalone in "Rambo" and now that i learned to use a gun .I fell i had finally fulfilled half of the objective of joining the ncc.Before leaving NCC once a air commander came to visit us.I was selected to usher him in inview of my proficiency over english language and the bade sardar wanted to paint a good image for himself by selecting someone proficient in english to usher the" bade saab " .Well he was a very learned man and very friendly.He shared his experience with us in the army and urged us to join the army .He shared his experience on flights and also told how he got selected and later trained .He made a very valid point during his speech which lived on as a very crucial few words ..they were ,"during our training we used to be beaten like hell and we used to bleed badly at times .Every time we made a mistake we used to be treated that way.Now i understand that the treatment was very necessary because a small mistake of a pilot can kill all the members on board .".Well he was a student of NIT itself and he told that and told us to feel free to contact him
incase of any problem in NCC.Later on like me VIVEK AGGARWAL was also thrown out of ncc before attending the camp.He was very very dejected and infuriated and went on to complain to the wing commander about the bade sardar.The wing commander immediately responded and got vivek into NCC and supervised his certification process himself.Vivek came back and told me ,"chal sardar ko acha sabak seekha diya...cirficate bhi mil jayegi..tujhe bhi jana chahiye tha ..".
I said ,"chor na ab kya faraq parega.Let it pass."
"hum sab bhartiya hai ...(in tune)
hum sab bhartiya hai ..
"
Well i somehow used to sing the whole thing but i was very very poor in the parade.
Bade Sardar,"Nicotinamine age chalega ...parade age bar..."
NOw i was really really poor in this and i never could rhyme with any of the individuals in the parade.I had to be thrown out of the parade party almost everyday.I used to be trained separately by Prince ( a senior student who never passed ) and the chote sardar.
bade sarder "parade daine murr.."
And i did turn right but the 3 fold policy of turning right was rather bewildering.I never could grasp it to the fullest.
Everyday the same thing used to happen.First the bade sardar would say,"parade line me lag!!" And we would always fall in line.And then he would say ab "parade age barr left right left ,left right left ,left right left ,left right left"
The problem with me was that i did not quite now how to move .I was born innovative and i had my own pace which was completely different than all else.My physical constitution too was different and i had a flat foot.It was indeed hard to get on with the whole thing.I practiced hard at hostel and there used to be a lot of people assembling around me giving me tips .The first of them was apna Deputy sukhbir singh.He used to assemble with vivek(it),anuj(mining),pawan(meta),lavi sahu(elex) and train me and walk side by side through the hostel .It was a greatly funny atmosphere and starting from sumit guha to great vikram singh parihar all used to assemble to watch us do our warm up.
anuj"dekh dhire se dhire se karna har chiz ..ek dam harbari mat karna ..pahle jayega feet ki pichla hissa phir ayega front part .ek awaz hogi .yaad rahe..chal ek saath karte hai...left right left left right left..are do no ka eksaath nahi horaha hai ..ek bar phirse...pahle left phir right phir left phir right phir left ..you are UBJ come on..you are the king."
UBj"flat foot hai swingy action ..janam ke baad se aaysehi chalta hu ..ab army style apna na namumkin but i will still try."
Anuj" ab ho raha hai thora thora ..payer ko jhuka aur thora but ghutna murna nahi chahiye aur juta pahna kar chappal se ye nahi hoga."
UBj,"phir se kare kare left right left?"
Pawan and sukhbir ,"are anuj chor ..UBJ MERA SAATH KAR AB left right left"
pawan "main pahle..."
Ubj,"koi bhi pahle ajaye"
pawan,"chal pahle daine murr wala practice karenge"
UBj,"ok daine murr wala command de .."
anuj"nicotinamine daine murega ...parade daine murr"
Sukhbir was standing just next to me and my upper foot went and hit his back.
Sukhbir ,"kya kar raha hai pagal ho gaya kya...offho hadh hogayi ubj..dekh payer ko utna thorai koi utha ta hai!!!"
and this training sessions continued with great enthusiasm throughout .But then the propotionate results never came .
In the NCC there were two girls who were our juniors.One of them was named as pooja.Pooja was quite goodlooking and almost all of us were busy impressing her.But the problem here was that i was drastically bad at parade and was just spending days in tension that the bade sardar me throw me out any day.
Vivek,"pooja ko dekh ta rahta hai tu to hamesha.."
UBj,"acha tu nahi dekta hai ...kya ....?"
Vivek "bo cornel ki beti hai ..teri parade ..dekke bo bhaga denge..ekdam..he he he "
ubj,"ha teri parade to a1 hai na ...seedha ladki ki baap ake bolenge ...bete tum hi ho jisse meri beti ki udhar ho sakti hai..tumhi ho ..meri beti sirf tumhari hai ..le jao use"
vivek,"par dekti bo to tujhe hai.."
UBJ,"dekti nahi hasti hai hardam ..dekke ..dono me antar hai .."
vivek ,"to tu parade hi aisi karta hai..ekdam ajib chalta hai na tu to .."
UBJ,"akash gana gata hai ..bo choti wali uspe mera khayal se impress hai."
vivek,"akash chor ..UBJ rocking hai ..gana gane se kuch nahi hota ..tu bhi to kavita lekta hai"
UBj,"uska boy friend hoga pakka"
vivek,"to kya hua ..UBJ KE POOJA BANI HAI ..pooja"
UBj,"kuch bhi ..matlab kha jao bas"
pankaj(it) entered the room.to UBJ ,"Abe mauli to teri fan hai main suna hai .."
ubj,"ha mauli kiu dyti ,gunjan ,akansha sab se hi mil chuka ho ..dost bhi hai ..to phir sare fan hogaye ...aur kya ..MAULI ko single out karne ki kya matlab hai?"
Pankaj,"bo IT KI mukherjee ...tu cs ka banerjee .,.paas pas parta hai.."
UBj,"kuch bhi......logic ki L ULTa ho gaya..hadh ha"
Pankaj,"dono bangali ...aur kya chahiye"
UBJ,"to ? aise bolega to sakro combination banega..CG VS CG KA CROSS NIKALA TO .."
IN THE MEAN TIME TANAY GOEL came in .
Tanay,"sir aapke kisse to har jagah cha gaye...PT me apka speech suna raha tha ashutosh aaj "
UBj,"thik hai ab bahot hogaya main chalta hu .."
Tanay,"teri NCC ke kissa suna main ..ek bar left right left to karke dekha?"
UBj,"bad me dekhte hai ..vaise bhi sardar nikal ne hi wala hai ..sure shot"
Tanay ,"ha ha "
Exeunt UBJ
Well this moved pretty smoothly but i knew that the day of my impeachment is coming soon.While the chote sardar always took myside and kept on telling the bade sardar that he would learn with time but the bade sardar was adament .Finally my day of impeachment came and i was told not to come to NCC for the current session but if i wish i could join the NCC next year for the 6 month training since i needed more training .Well i took that in with a pinch of salt.Anyways others including vikash and hitaish finally made it.Vikash too was struggling initially with me and was facing the elimination but then perhaps his rounded face and cute expressions did the bade sardar in.The other factor which i thought which might have dented my chances ,was my growing popularity in NCC.Starting from lavi to vivek ,all of them went to the sardar to stop my impeachment and pleaded to give me a chance.This sardar felt as lessening and loosening of his grip and hence decided on my impeachment.
Before finally moving out of NCC for the last time i had a chance to tough a real gun and also learn to both load and desmantle it .I prized that memory very much as it was kind of dream come true .When i was a child i used to try to simulate silverstar stalone in "Rambo" and now that i learned to use a gun .I fell i had finally fulfilled half of the objective of joining the ncc.Before leaving NCC once a air commander came to visit us.I was selected to usher him in inview of my proficiency over english language and the bade sardar wanted to paint a good image for himself by selecting someone proficient in english to usher the" bade saab " .Well he was a very learned man and very friendly.He shared his experience with us in the army and urged us to join the army .He shared his experience on flights and also told how he got selected and later trained .He made a very valid point during his speech which lived on as a very crucial few words ..they were ,"during our training we used to be beaten like hell and we used to bleed badly at times .Every time we made a mistake we used to be treated that way.Now i understand that the treatment was very necessary because a small mistake of a pilot can kill all the members on board .".Well he was a student of NIT itself and he told that and told us to feel free to contact him
incase of any problem in NCC.Later on like me VIVEK AGGARWAL was also thrown out of ncc before attending the camp.He was very very dejected and infuriated and went on to complain to the wing commander about the bade sardar.The wing commander immediately responded and got vivek into NCC and supervised his certification process himself.Vivek came back and told me ,"chal sardar ko acha sabak seekha diya...cirficate bhi mil jayegi..tujhe bhi jana chahiye tha ..".
I said ,"chor na ab kya faraq parega.Let it pass."
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